You lost us in the first minute during the interview but we have never seen somebody so passionate about E-com. We really thought our website was perfect until you pulled out that 40-page document with improvements. Your childhood hero is Michael Aldrich and you haven’t been to a physical store since Amazon set up shop in 1995. You love talking to those tech-engineers we don’t understand, and you are able to translate this valuable intel into normal English. And don’t worry about working in the middle of the night, we understand your business is open 24 hours a day.